sean
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 Posted: 22 Jan 2016 06:58 Post subject: uggs outlet texas |
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Fashion folly or faux pas
I have classic short sparkles ugg boots clearance recently been subject to two sightings of a hideous fashion affront the wearing of ugg boots outside the Cheap UGG Boots On Sale domicile of the wearer.
What was particularly concerning was that those wearing them were two young and otherwise well dressed women. This puzzles me. I grew up in a country town where ugg boots were de rigueur for dashing to the clothesline on a snowy morning. The climate certainly suited the wearing of such footwear, but generally speaking it was silently acknowledged that the ugg boot otherwise was to be taken off at the front door (on the inside).
Three rules are at the root of every country woman's fashion education no ugg boots in public (family and domestic pets excluded), no haircut should be longer at the front than it is at the back, and collars should be ironed up, not down. I and many other country town residents and escapees have proudly broken the two latter rules, as well as throwing off the shackles of the fob chain and the charm bracelet. However, no matter how hard I try, I cannot seem to break the nexus between ugg boot and fashion horror story.
Where does this public ugg uggs on sale boot wearing come from? Well, we all know that Pamela Anderson is responsible, being spotted in numerous editions ugg bailey button boots 5803 black of Who Weekly looking glamorous to the knee down, a baby on her hip, interchangeable ageing rocker by her side. Around her feet, giving her lower legs the appearance of a Wookie, are ugg boots. I can only imagine her other scanty attire makes her so cold around the kidneys that she compensates by keeping her feet toasty in an inside out sheep.
Perhaps it's also the comfort factor wearing them outside transports you back to your house where you could be struggling with piles of washing up, mowing the lawn or settling down on the couch to watch some daytime TV as a local anaesthetic.
There has to be some psychological link because in Sydney, and on the street, they are certainly not a practical or sexy item. For one thing, even in snow conditions uggs on sale for women in clearance fox fur where it's minus 9 and falling, ugg boots make your feet sweat. They smell all nice and sheepy for about the first 2.5 wears after that, they smell like a rodent's killing ground.
Not ideal footwear for a first date either. First, you'll need to ask your new friend to help you get them off, then watch them run when they get a whiff of those babies. Pammy probably doesn't have this problem she's rich enough to have disposables. Nor are they particularly waterproof. Stomping through Sydney's puddles will make your ugg boots thirsty. Try keeping up with your friends with two 40 kilogram waterlogged tampons at the end of each leg.
You may think I'm not a fan. On the contrary, I am wearing my little ankle beauties as I type. It's a rainy day, I'm making soup, and most importantly, I'm inside. When choosing footwear this winter, remember the motto of country girls everywhere: "Inside it's an ugg boot; outside it's an 'ugh' boot." |
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